Five brave men set out one fine day
On four horses and a frog
A perilous quest before them lay
With trees and sheep and a bog
By the end of the first long week’s toil
The five had reduced down to four
Due in no small part to a boil
That itched, then became far too sore
Then just three brave men were left standing
Three men two horses and the frog
One man had fallen while crouching
Into the aforementioned bog
By summer two men stood at a gate
Bewildered and scared and lost
Their friend they'd used as bait
To ensnare a wild beast made of frost
The quest was now down to its last man
A brave but foolhardy soul
Who while hiding in a sack of bran
Was eaten by a grumpy big mole
So surely the quest was now over
It's mission end nowhere in sight
When up stepped the frog named Rover
To sally forth and fight the good fight
And eighteen months to the very day
Since the brave party had left
Rover the frog returned with his pay-
Load of gold, and was accused then of theft
Bugger!
(c) 2007, Neil Gardner
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