It could be said of me,
Or more likely accused,
That I like to wear elasticated plastic across my groin.
The truth is, however,
That I like spandex all over
And not just around my “area”
So to those that nay say and gossip
About my penchant for stretchy fabric encasing my genitalia
Please be aware that you do grave disservice
To my armpits,
Shaven chest
Cankerous knees
And athletes feet.
So get your facts straight and learn the joy
Of sweating your life away in malleable man-made fibres.
And it gives me a stiffy!
(c) 2007, Neil Gardner
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