Froggo & The Corpse

Such a pair the world has never seen
As Froggo and The Corpse
A crime fighting duo, fit and lean
One’s a frog, the other’s a corpse

Fighting crime on London’s mean streets
Here come Froggo and The Corpse
In squad car or walking the beat
The short one’s the frog, the other’s a corpse

Cracking drug rings and organized crime
“Look out! It’s Froggo and The Corpse!”
Naturals at meter, rhythm and rhyme
One’s amphibian, the other’s a corpse

A couple o’good’uns, the DCI’s boys
Known locally as Froggo and The Corpse
Flying squad rozzers making plenty of noise
The green one’s Froggo, the dead one’s The Corpse!

(c) 2007, Neil Gardner