Monday 11 June 2007

A Quick Word From Our Sponsors

“We’ll be right back…”
Quick, switch the channel
Too late! Now, don’t crack,
As they speak a load of old flannel.

Blah blah blah blah…

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“ONLY £19.99 PLUS POSTAGE AND PACKING!”

Blah blah blah blah…

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Oh, look, the show’s back on,
Sponsor credits always seem so long.

(c) 2007, Neil Gardner

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